the card game where someone always loses
Click a hand card then a face-up slot to swap. These face-up cards will be visible to everyone.
Match 2 to clear the pile · Match 3 for JACKPOT · No match and your turn ends
Bottom → Top
Describe what happened — we'll attach the current game state to the log.
Get rid of all your cards. The last player still holding cards is the Shithead — added to the Hall of Shame.
Each player gets 6 cards dealt: 3 face-down on the table (secret) and 3 face-up on top of them. You also start with 3 cards in hand. Before the game begins you can swap hand cards with your face-up cards to arrange your table.
| 2 | Reset — resets the pile requirement. Next player can play anything. |
| 3 | Always playable. On an empty pile: skips the next player and is burned. Otherwise: starts Battle Mode. |
| 10 | Clear — pile is burned, same player goes again. |
| J | Reverse — flips play direction. Can only be played on a J or lower (or after a 2 reset). |
| Yoki | Wild (Joker) — acts as a 2 (reset) or 10 (clear) outside of battle. |
| 4× | Four of a kind — playing four cards of the same rank clears the pile automatically. |
Triggered when a 3 is played on a non-empty pile. During battle only 3s or Yokis can be played. It alternates between the player who started it and the next player. Picking up during battle: you get the pre-battle pile cards; the battle cards are burned.
Enable Wild Mode when creating a room for extra chaos:
| SSM | Slutty Slot Machine — spin the reels. Match 2 = clear pile. Match 3 = jackpot (clear + go again). No match = turn ends. |
| ⚔️ | Total War — starts an all-player battle. |
| 🔄 | TSN Turning Point — starts an all-player battle. |
| 👑 | Boss Card — one random card is secretly marked as the Boss. Playing it triggers a timed Boss Round. |